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Top 10 Things Not to Say on a First Date
It's easy to be nervous on a first date. You're trying to charm and impress your date to the best of your ability because you want to make a great first impression. Yet first dates can be nerve-wracking and during this time your nervousness could cause a slip of the tongue during your conversation. If that happens, make sure these are things you do not say whenhaving a conversation with your date...
Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Say on a First Date:
1. "I've watched this movie with my ex."
2. "My ex and I use to come here all of the time."
3. "I've had this terrible rash that finally cleared up!"
4. "Can I have a doggy bag to take with me" (when you are in a restaurant)
5. "My dad/mom wants me to be home by nine."
6. "Come in and meet my parents."
7. "I have never felt better since taking Prozac."
8. "I have had 10 lovers; how many have you had?"
9. "I just split with my boyfriend/girlfriend last week."
10. "Do you mind getting the bill? I am broke" (if you are a man).
Best Summer Country Songs
From Theboot.com
"Summertime, and the livin' is easy" -- so goes the old American standard. Since then, those words have been emulated by enough country stars to fill up a theme park. From songs about popular modes of transportation and the right thing to wear (or not wear), to one's frosty beverage of choice, The Boot dips our toes into this cool countdown of country music's essential sounds of summer.
10. 'Sweet Summer Lovin',' Dolly PartonSun-soaked lyric: "By a stream in the country, running barefoot and feeling free"Rather than spend time at the beach or a barbecue, Dolly and the object of her affection are getting busy among the dandelions. We're not sure what candy wine is, but it sounds like just the thing to serve with a PG-rated summer fling.
9. 'Summer Nights,' Rascal FlattsSun-soaked lyric: "Let that Igloo cooler mark your piece of paradise/Summer nights, everybody's feeling sexy"Not to be confused with the hit from 'Grease,' the boys encourage the ladies to "pop that top." We think they're referring to a cold beverage, but with teeny French bikinis and feeling sexy, who knows? And who cares! Padre or Daytona, this is one "Unstoppable" party.
8. 'Sunshine and Summertime,' Faith HillSun-soaked lyric: "You'll see rock-hard bodies and bikini hotties/And everybody's got it goin' on"Faith joins the "barefoot ladies and tricked out Mercedes" crowd. But if straw sombreros and T-top Camaros are more your speed, there's a parking place for you, too. Who wouldn't want to join in on this Mississippi girl's good time in the summer sun?
7. 'Summer's Coming,' Clint BlackSun-soaked lyric: "Get to turnin' up them good old boys/Crankin' into the night, by the break of dawn"Clint Black needed a break from work even before 'Celebrity Apprentice' came along. Stoked about heading somewhere to seek a little "peace and noise," Clint even removes his hat. A good idea since a black cowboy hat at the beach is a real fashion faux pas.
6. 'Barefoot and Crazy,' Jack IngramSun-soaked lyric: "She's rockin' that bikini top/My hearts skippin' like a rock across that water"Prolonged exposure to the sun can cause sunburn and heat stroke -- but mental illness? Jack and his date get a little toasty and start singing 'Fishing in the Dark.' It doesn't take Dr. Freud to analyze what's really going on in that Chevy truck bed.
5. 'Six-Pack Summer,' Phil VassarSun-soaked lyric: "The party's on from dawn to dawn/24-7 'til they pull the plug"It's a nonstop party with fast cars, loud music (Jimmy Buffett, naturally) and t-bone steaks on the grill. And although Phil doesn't get too specific about what's in that six-pack, it's a safe bet he's not referring to well-toned abs.
4. 'Something Like That,' Tim McGrawSun-soaked lyric: "You had a suntan line and red lipstick/I worked so hard for that first kiss"Barbecue-stained T-shirt aside, a teenage boy's chance encounter with a hottie in a miniskirt on Labor Day sounds like an unforgettable late season fantasy.
3. 'Strawberry Wine,' Deana CarterSun-soaked lyric: "The hot July moon saw everything/My first taste of love, oh, bittersweet"Some summer memories aren't exactly a day at the beach. Looking back on the loss of her innocence and reminiscing about a simpler time -- when 30 was old -- Deana vividly recalls, like they say in the movies, "that summer when everything changed." Bittersweet, indeed.
2. 'Summertime,' Kenny ChesneySun-soaked lyric: "Bikini bottoms underneath/But the boys' hearts still skip a beat/When them girls shimmy off them old cutoffs"Kenny Chesney and summer go together like two bare feet and a dashboard, young love and an old Ford, etc. Some clothes come off and there's a little alcohol involved, but this one's pretty innocent -- yet still manages to generate plenty of heat.
1. 'Chattahoochee,' Alan JacksonSun-soaked lyric: "Down by the river on a Friday night/Pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight"A burger and a grape snow cone aren't much consolation when it's obvious what you're really after. But Alan and friends still manage to make a party -- and learn a few life lessons -- out of stacking cans and swapping stories by that muddy Georgia river.
Married- Carrie, Miranda gets Ready and Chicken Fried Chicke
There is soo much going on in the Country World this week, I just couldn't decide on what to write about! Miranda was in town for the Lillith Fair Show and I got to talk to her about her and Blake's new wedding plans. (Listen to the interview on my page!) Earlier this week, I was looking like crazy for pictures of Carrie Underwood's wedding- it turns out People Magazine is doing an entire spread on it- the issue comes out this Friday 7-16-10. (YAY!) Although.... I did find some pictures of her and Mike on their honeymoon in Tahiti. In one picture Carrie looks genuinely annoyed that the paparazzi are there to bust in on her parade. I don't blame her. (You give them the evil eye, Carrie! -Pics on my page.) And... for those of you that have been waiting patiently, Jerrod Niemann's new CD, "Judge Jerrod and the Hung Jury" is FINALLY out in stores! I suggest Targe't or Wally world, they have the best prices. And... since we have been qualifying you for the Zac Brown Band Labor Day Cruise, I thought in light of them, I'd throw in a Chicken- Fried recipe! EnjoY! Email me your thoughts and favorite summer recipes @ MelissaT@1027thecoyote.com Cheers!
Chicken Fried Chicken
By: CASSJW
"A fun chicken recipe the kids can help prepare. They love crushing the crackers. It does not matter if the measurements aren't perfect, just wing it!"
What to Drink?
Sauvignon Blanc
Vodka Slush
Beer
Prep Time: 15 Min Cook Time: 30 Min Ready In: 45 Min
Ingredients
* 30 saltine crackers
* 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
* 2 tablespoons dry potato flakes
* 1 teaspoon seasoned salt
* 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
* 1 egg
* 1/4 cup vegetable oil
* 6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves
Directions
1. Place crackers in a large resealable plastic bag; seal bag and crush crackers until they are coarse crumbs. Add flour, potato flakes, seasoned salt, and pepper to bag and mix well.
2. Beat egg in a shallow dish or bowl; heat oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.
3. One by one, dredge chicken pieces in egg beat, then place in bag with crumb mixture, seal bag and shake to coat.
4. Reduce heat to medium and cook coated chicken in skillet for 15 to 20 minutes, turning frequently, until golden brown and juices run clear.
Jager Shots, 2-Step and the Coyote! Revolver Saturday Night
The question is- have you ever danced under a mirrored Armadillo?! Revolver doesn't have a “normal” big disco ball over their dance floor- they have a huge, mirrored Armadillo! They have even named it Sally. I am proud to say that after a month of very successful nights at Revolver Saloon at Santa Fe Station- My new home every Saturday night from 10pm- midnight is at Revolver. We're always giving away tickets for something- infact, sometimes tickets for different things. I am loving the event name: Deuce's Wild. Because everything is better in 2's...! $2 Bud and Bud lights, $2 Jager Shots and a $2 dollar cover. I have finally learned the cupids shuffle, 2-step and the sleazy slide... (hey ya gotta start somewhere, right?!) We're doing this new thing every Wednesday where you can sign up to drink for *free* every Saturday night with me- on our Coyote tab. Ya just gotta be tuned in to win. Hope to see ya this Saturday! You can always email me with all your thoughts, questions, poems, recipes (whatever you gots- let's see it!) @ melissat@1027thecoyote.com Cheers!
6-8-10 What's Your First Initial?
INITIALS REVEAL LOVE LIFE!!
Your first initial is more than just a letter. It reveals the kind of lover you are and points the way to the mate most likely to make your dreams come true. The study of letters, acrophonology, is an amazingly accurate way to delve into the psyche, says psychologist Andy Cummings. "Researchers found ancient texts that support the belief that your first initial relates to specific personality traits," she explains. "And what the ancients believed is still valid today. In particular, studies have found that acrophonology is especially relevant to passion and romance." Look for your letter below and see what it reveals about the lover who lurks in your soul.
a. You'll do whatever it takes to win the heart of your lover. Your soul mate to keep hidden from others.
b. There's nothing you value more than gifts that prove your lover's devotion. Sentimental and giving, you love papering your mate as well.
c. You're a social animal who craves the closeness of a long-term partner. You want a mate who's both a pal and a lover. Communication and closeness are vital.
d. You're highly passionate and intense, and you require the same zeal from your honey. You may be too possessive at times, but your loyalty is beyond dispute.
e. Your mate should be a good listener because you love to talk. But beyond all the chatter, once you give your heart away, you'll never stray from his side.
f. You're a born romantic who loves to turn fantasy into real life. Notorious for showing affection to public, you need a mate who's not shy.
g. You're a perfectionist, but you don't demand more of your lover than you do of yourself. He must be your intellectual equal to keep you interested.
h. Financial status is high on your list of priorities. You're hesitant about sex during the dating phase, but you jump right in once you know the love will last.
i. Lusty and sure of your powers, you prefer an older man. You need to be worshiped by a lover who appreciates your sexually adventurous spirit.
j. It takes someone with stamina to be your lover because you're a dynamo. Although you're a bit of a loner, you're idealistic about love and need it to last.
k. Shy and secretive, no one would know there's a wildly sensual woman behind the mask. You take love seriously and have the patience to wait for the right person.
l. You must have a man in your life. You especially enjoy the wining and dining rituals of dating, and a guy with a brain is a real turn on.
m. When you fall in love, it's head over heels. Your all-consuming passion must be met with equal ardor to keep you happy.
n. You're unassuming on the outside, but an insatiable lover is lurking just below the surface. You need a lover patient enough to bring out your wilder side.
o. As a lover, you're secretive about your desires, but once they're unleashed with a trusted partner, look out. You must curb your tendency to be jealous of your mate.
p. You're flirtatious and love a good party. You value your reputation and social standing, so a good-looking, intelligent mate is a must.
q. You require constant activity, so you crave a partner who can keep up with you sexually and otherwise. Also, you're intrigued by people from other cultures.
r. When it comes to a lover, you'll take an Einstein over a Schwarzenegger. But under your buttoned-down, sweet exterior, you're a sexy gal who's a demanding playmate.
s. Your career and finances must be in order before you'll even consider romance. You don't give your heart away lightly, but once you do, it's for life.
t. You want a partner who takes the lead in the game of love. Flowers, soft music, and candlelight are guaranteed to ignite your sexual fireworks.
u. You have a generous heart and lavish love and gifts on your sweetheart. When you're not with a partner, you're constantly on the prowl for someone to adore.
v. Eccentric guys peak your interest. Settling down is tough for you because you value your freedom and love living on the wild side.
w. Your willful spirit makes you determined when you're pursuing a love interest. Sometimes blinded by love, you believe nothing is too good for your sweetheart.
x. You're adept at carrying on several relationships simultaneously. Even when you're committed to one person, your mind never stops whirling.
y. You're sexy, sensual and in control at all times. If your love interest won't let you run the show, there could be a test of wills in your relationship.
z. You're a selfless lover who attracts men with problems you think only you can solve. Sincere, passionate and dreamy, you enjoy a rich fantasy life.
MELISSA'S BLOG 5/28/10
Summer Sweet Tea!
Thanks Lynn for sending me
this.
Ingredients
1 pinch baking
soda
2 cups boiling water
6 tea bags
3/4 cup
white sugar
6 cups cool
water
Directions
1.
Sprinkle a pinch of baking soda into a 64-ounce, heat-proof, glass
pitcher. Pour in boiling water, and add tea bags. Cover, and allow to
steep for 15 minutes.
2. Remove
tea bags, and discard; stir in sugar until dissolved. Pour in cool
water, then refrigerate until cold.
MELISSA'S BLOG 5/25/10
So the big news is: LADY ANTEBELLUM! They announced last week they'd be kicking off a tour called "Need you Now 2010" I am sooo happy for them! (And praying that they are coming back to Vegas.) The tour will be starting in September. They are traveling to 30+ cities. Fingers crossed for Sin City to be on that list! On another note, loving the new Carrie Underwood song "Undo it" (Scroll below on my page for the video, it is a highlighted video this week.) Been having way too much fun at REVOLVER! Hope to see you this Saturday night there in Santa Fe Station, for what's looking like our last Fan Jam 3 ticket party. I am soo happy- I finally got the "cupid shuffle" down. (Hey gotta start somewhere, right?!) Next I am tackling 2-step. Wanna teach me? I need all the help I can get . Paying only $1 drinks for ladies dressed in cow girl gear- at Revolver - who doesn't want to shuffle after a few of those? Any questions, requesta, or yummy summer recipes (I'm a BIG foodie!) Email me Melissat@1027thecoyote.com
MelissaT's Blog Space!
May 17th, 2010
Hi There! Thanks for checking out my new "blog
space." I'm thinking I'm going to use this spot to write down fun
things I hear that are going on with all your favorite celebs... and
really anything else that crosses my path that I'd think would be fun
to share. (And yes- I'll keep you up to date with what's going on here
at the studio- the "office scoop.") As of now, Cadillac stil hasn't
gotten me back for pranking him last month. Although he's always
threatening to... I'm tempted to prank Rick one of these days, but
he's just so nice, I would feel bad! And well... Tom Kelly is still
Tom...! On another note- I am sooo happy Blake finally popped the
question to Miranda! They are so cute together and equally successful.
She said in an interview that she knew "Blake was the 'one' for her."
But what was really cool, is that her mom knew it too. Aww... that is
so sweet I am actually a little jealous! Summer is almost officially
here, I 'm really big into making iced tea. My mission is to find some
good iced tea recipes for sippin this summer. If you have any fun
summer recipes you'd like to share, email me, I'll put them up! Melissat@1027thecoyote.com Cheers to kicking off a brand new week!